Can I Be On Your Team?

Brooklyn, Thursday October 25th, 2018

The Clown Prince flip flops around the Crown Prince. The Clown Prince promises to send the military to the border to meet a “caravan” of migrants containing “terrorists”. The Clown Prince thrives on fear and distraction. The Clown Prince uses his own personal cell phone. The Clown Prince’s fans chant “lock her up”. For she used her own email server! The Clown Prince is devoid of humour and charm. Bad Clown Prince.


Nine pipe bombs sent by an active terrorist to Democrats including former Presidents, Vice- Presidents, CNN and Robert Deniro. You’re gonna send a bomb to Robert Deniro? Are you out of your fucking mind? Ah, yes, I remember. Our Pleader in Chief says we must work together. Then tweets that the media are to blame. The Clown Prince merely spilled the petrol all over the building. The Clown Prince didn’t light the match. There’s no proof. The Clown Prince doesn’t even have any matches. There’s no proof. The Clown Prince has lost his spark. There’s no proof. The Clown Prince has no shame. There’s no proof. Etc. Etc. Etc.


No doubt, I am preaching to the choir. I hope to join the choir. I answered all the questions. I paid the application fee. Expected wait time of 23 months.I hope to one day vote alongside the Americans I love, for the America I love.


I can’t vote in the upcoming elections.


If you can, I believe that you will. Thank you for voting.

Support Niall by becoming a patron

Support Niall on Patreon and gain exclusive access to live recordings, first listener's club, videos, and more.

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.